Monthly overall work evaluation

Name: _____________________     Date: _______________

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KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's doing.
          __ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
          __ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
          __ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.

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ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.
          __ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.
          __ Must take off shoes to count above ten.
          __ What's a number?

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ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.
          __ Brown noser in good standing.
          __ Often annoys co-workers and fights.
          __ Doesn't care, never did, never will.

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RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.
          __ Very dependable.
          __ Rely on his being first one out the door.
          __ Absolutely totally worthless.

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APPEARANCE: __ Extremely neat and clean.
            __ Looks great on his day off.
            __ Flies take him over fresh manure.
            __ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.

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PERFORMANCE: __ Works hard if money is involved.
             __ Does great work--at evaluation time.
             __ Works well after ten cups of coffee.
             __ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.

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LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.
            __ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.
            __ One time some listened to him whine.
            __ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.
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I understand that I have been counseled and understand
my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further
acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,
and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.

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